A Klingon was talking on his communicator while in a slow checkout line at Winn Dixie. After a moment, the woman in front of him frowned, and she turned to confront him, “Hey! This is America. If you’re going to come … Continue reading
Category Archives: Humor (Adult Content)
Her pride at scoring 14 out of 16 on the Myers-Briggs personality types test made my neck hair stand up. –2016, Dean Bonner
I had to give up wine. A cask of amontillado led to harder stuff: Harvey Wallbangers. –2016, Dean Bonner
I retook the Myers-Briggs today when I turned 55, and I went from an ISTJ to IPML – I Pee Myself a Little. –2016, Dean Bonner
Our love was never unrequieted. We were first quieted in the guest room next to her parents’ bedroom, and requieted once our first kid was born. -2016, Dean Bonner http://www.cdbonner.net … Continue reading
After a poor 2015 showing, next year’s Christmas stockings will be fishnets, hung from garter belts. –2016, Dean Bonner
I added negative numbers to my microwave’s keypad. Now I can either heat, or cool, my food. Math drives everything we do. –2015, Dean Bonner
Don’t get into a love tetrahedron unless you know a good chiropractor. Just trust me on this one. –2013, Dean Bonner
My grandson was disappointed to discover that activating Parental Control on his laptop did not actually control his parents. –2015, Dean Bonner
At a Christmas party last year, I stripped to the waist. And won the Ugly Sweater Contest by accident. –2015, Dean Bonner … Continue reading