Think Before You Speak

A Klingon was talking on his communicator while in a slow checkout line at Winn Dixie.  After a moment, the woman in front of him frowned, and she turned to confront him, “Hey! This is America.  If you’re going to come here, speak English!”
The woman behind him bit her lower lip as she stepped up.  She spoke evenly but firmly, “He’s speaking his native Welsh.  He just told her that, yes, he’d picked out the right kind of tampons.”

About Dean Bonner

C. D. (Dean) Bonner left the tarpaper shacks of Appalachia for a long military career, rising through the enlisted and officer ranks. He was a skilled Morse telegrapher and a calming voice during many search and rescue cases. He left a town of 300 souls to travel the world, living in Boston, New Orleans, DC, and even on the island of Guam for a couple of years. C. D. has a taste for things archaic, such as restoring Studebaker automobiles and antique tube radios, and is a weekend gold prospector. His partner PJ, a multi-talented artist, shares these same interests. Together, they travel and spend time at homes in Alabama and Virginia. C. D. has several upcoming projects, including recording several CDs of original humor for satellite radio and writing a new compilation of short stories. Dean worked as a weekly columnist for The Dadeville Record. He is a freelance writer for Lake Magazine and for Lake Martin Living Magazine. His feature articles have been published in The Republic arts magazine, in The Alexander City Outlook, and in The Lafayette Sun.

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