I landed a temp job in Pasadena next week, deflowering Rose Bowl parade floats.
Goin’ to California © 2012, C. D. Bonner Brothers are quick to step in to protect each other when someone else is picking on their sibling, but they are just as quick to harass the same sibling. Often, far more … Continue reading
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Ladies, “Mandles” are candles with manly scents such as “Harware Store” that will appeal to your man. As I told the girl at Bath & Body Works, they need a women’s that attracts men: “Burn Motor Oil and Cheeseburger.” Hey, … Continue reading
“Don’t sweat the petty things…and vice-versa. —author unknown
I ran out of ferret food, but I saw a sign that said, “Ferreteria” at Home Depot. I’ll take them their buffet.
I’m 1/3 the way through “Be The Flame” by The Mystic Order of East Alabama Fiction Writers,” a group of six ladies who cooperatively wrote a book of fiction that is thoughtful, stirring and humorous. It’s very good, and I … Continue reading